BENDER
(to himself)
Oh, this should be stunning...
CLAIRE
It's 'cause you're afraid.
BENDER
(with mock enthusiasm)
Oh, God! You ritchies are so smart,
that's exactly why I'm not heavy in
activities!
CLAIRE
You're a big coward!
Brian feels left out.
BRIAN
(to no one imparticular)
I'm in the math club...
CLAIRE
See you're afraid that they won't
take you. You don't belong so you
just have to dump all over it...
BENDER
Well...it wouldn't have anything to
do with you activities people being
assholes...now would it?
CLAIRE
Well you wouldn't know...You don't
even know any of us.
BENDER
Well, I don't know any lepers
either, but I'm not gonna run out
and join one of their fucking clubs.
ANDREW
Hey let's watch the mouth, huh?
Brian again feels he needs to contribute.
BRIAN
I'm in the physics club too...
BENDER
(to Claire)
S'cuse me a sec...
(to Brian)
What are you babbling about?
BRIAN
Well, what I said was...I'm in the
math club, the Latin club and the
physics club...physics club.
Bender nods and turns to Claire.
BENDER
Hey...Cherry...do you belong to the
physics club?
CLAIRE
That's an academic club...
BENDER
So?
CLAIRE
So...academic clubs aren't the same
as other kinds of clubs.
BENDER
Oh, but to dorks like him...
Bender points at Brian.
BENDER
...they are.
(to Brian)
What do you guys do in your club?
BRIAN
In physics, um, we ah, we talk about
physics...about properties of physics.
BENDER
So it's sorta social...demented and
sad, but social. Right?
BRIAN
Yeah, well, I guess you could
consider it a social situation. I
mean there are other children in my
club and uh, at the end of the year
we have, um, you know, a big
banquet, at the, uh, at the Hilton.
BENDER
You load up, you party...
BRIAN
Well, no, we get dressed up...I
mean, but, we don't...we don't get
high.
CLAIRE
(to Bender)
Only burners like you get high...
BRIAN
And, uh, I didn't have any shoes.
So I had to borrow my dad's. It
was kinda weird 'cause my mom doesn't
like me to wear other people's
shoes. And, uh, my cousin Kent...my
cousin Kendall from, uh, Indiana...
He got high once and you know, he
started eating like really weird
foods. And uh, and then he just
felt like he didn't belong anywhere.
You know, kinda like, you know
"Twilight Zone" kinda.
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